Mooooooooo......

I spoke to my sister this morning and just had to share her latest Jeff story. To preface, I refer to my sister as Mother Earth,(I mean that in a good way) and her 3 kids (1 niece and 2 nephews) have been the source of many funny stories over the years. My brother-in-law is included in that too. So OK, it's the whole family, they're just funny. I wish I had been blogging earlier because they really are a great source of entertainment for the masses.

The scene: A beautiful country farm road in Virginia on a cool, crisp fall day.

Jeff and Renee walk hand in hand up the road with the breeze kissing their cheeks, dancing in their tousled hair when they happen upon a field of cows. Jeff is fascinated by the cows and their ability to poop and eat at the same time. Just going about their business like they don't even know they're putting something in one end and out the other. Jeff wants to stay and watch this phenomenon and they do for a short while, until the flies that are landing on the poop start landing on my sister and Jeff and she's just completely grossed out. (Wouldn't we all be?)

Renee coaxes little Jeff up the country road, hand in hand. A picturesque moment. Jeff breaks the silence:

Jeff: Mom, I want to be a cow.

Renee: Why do you want to be a cow?

Jeff: I want to be a cow so that I can eat and poop in freedom.......

Ah, out of the mouths of babes........ Mooo Jeffey, Moooooo